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Not exactly current events, but still kinda funny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ranger.357, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. Ranger.357

    Ranger.357

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    If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan:tongueout: