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Not Another Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Zeker, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Zeker

    Zeker

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    Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City
    to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and
    gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
    There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will
    take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still
    have three engines left."


    Thirty minutes later the captain announced,
    "One more engine has failed and the flight will
    take an additional two hours. But don't worry ...
    we can fly just fine on two engines."


    An hour later the captain announced, "One
    more engine has failed and our arrival will be
    delayed another three hours. But don't worry ...
    we still have one engine left."


    A young blonde passenger turned to the man
    in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one
    more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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