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Nosey Neighbor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn.

    The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

    I took a drink from my beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied,

    "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
     
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