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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The other night in bed, my wife woke me up by shaking
    my arm.

    "Hey, hey, wake up."

    "Huh? What? You want to go AGAIN? Girl, you're
    insatiable!"

    "Like you could get it up twice. No, no, dummy. Listen!"

    She cocked her head like one of those darned Chihuahuas.

    "You hear that? It sounds like there's someone in the
    kitchen. I think they're eating the pot roast I made tonight."

    Rolling back on my side I said, "What do we care, as long
    as they don't die in the house?"