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No swimming

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 4, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A beautiful woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the orchard owner appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along and told her that swimming was prohibited.

    "You could have told me that before I undressed!" she scolded him.

    He replied, "Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't."
     
  2. milkdud

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    Reminds me of this one from DRESDEN:

    Old men can still think fast
    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice-- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast