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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 2, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

    The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

    "Just rub toilet paper between them."

    Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

    "I don't know, but it worked for your ***."
     
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    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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  3. blue0623

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    But funny as heck