NO SEX SINCE 1955 >> >> A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala >> event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There >> was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies >> in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant >> Major for conversation. >> >> She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to >> be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" >> "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, >> "Just serious by nature." >> >> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations >> and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." >> >> The Sergeant Major's short reply was, >> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." >> >> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a >> conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up >> a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." >> >> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious >> manner. >> >> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you >> don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last >> time you had sex?" >> >> The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." >> >> She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to >> chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I >> mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?" >> >> The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in >> his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? >> It's only 2130 now."