The guy, in his cups, was lamenting to the bartender that he met his wife in a brothel. "You shouldn't be so unhappy about it," the barkeep said, "it's actually really romantic." "Oh, yeah?" responded the man. "Well, I thought she was home taking care of the kids and she thought I was bowling. And to clinch it all, the madame wouldn't give me my money back and refused to give me another girl."