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No one believes seniors anyway

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1955mercury, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. 1955mercury

    1955mercury

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    No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
    An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally ."
    On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money -
    fifty thousand dollars!
    Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
    Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

    The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
    Sally said, "No".
    Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.
    Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile"
    The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
    Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ....."
    The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "We're outta here!"
     
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    I am SO looking forward to the point when nobody believes any of the crap I say because I'm old. Ha! I'm planning to have a ball!

    Heck, I'm only barely believable now, now that I think of it.
     
  6. Osborne

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    Hahahaha, that was the best!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    I liked it, and moved it on.
     
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    TucsonGlocker Young Gun

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    That put a smile on my face :cool:
     
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    after the BS idelt with today thank you