No need to Opulate!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by VonFatman, May 28, 2002.

  1. VonFatman


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    Jul 31, 2000
    Kansas City
    An American tourist goes on a trip to China.
    While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous
    and does not take precautions. A week after
    arriving back home in the states, he awakes one
    morning to find his ***** covered with bright
    green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately
    goes to see his doctor. The doctor, never having
    seen anything like this before, orders some tests
    and tells the man to return in two days, for the results.
    The man returns a couple of days later and the
    doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've
    contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
    unheard of here. We know very little about it."
    The man looks a little relieved and says, "Well, give
    me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."
    The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
    We're going to have to amputate your *****."
    The man screams in horror, "Oh, no! I want a second
    The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead
    if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
    The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
    figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
    Chinese doctor examines his ***** and proclaims,
    "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Velly lare disease."
    The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know
    that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to
    operate and amputate my *****!"
    The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid
    Amellican doctor!
    Amellican doctor always want to opulate. Make more
    money that way. No need to opulate!"
    "Oh thank God!" the man replies.
    "Yah," says the Chinese doctor, "you no worry!"
    "Two, three days, it fall off by itself."
    ;f ;f ;f