No More Dwarf Tossing!

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Jade Falcon, Jan 31, 2019.

  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

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  2. catman71

    catman71 Spewer of TROOF

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    Another attack on white culture!

    First Christmas, now dwarf tossing!

    What's next, women's oil wrestling or wet t-shirt contests?
     
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  3. Rotn1

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    Politicians, saving Americans from themselves....... One little person at a time.

    Just the other day I backed into a car driven by a little person.
    The tiny man came running toward me screaming " I'm not happy"........
    I said "Ok which one are you then"...... At which point he became even more hostile.
     
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    First they go after our "tossing" next it will be our "bowling".........

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    My understanding is the Dwarves are often paid well for these events and like the opportunity to get a head up on finances. Of all the issues facing society this is not a big deal. A dwarf should be free to do with their little body as they please as long as noone gets hurt. This is an example of tall people privilege keeping the little man down.
     
  6. napp32

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    I sure hope this is something that is phased in gradually. I'm not sure I could just go cold turkey.
     
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    As silly as the whole thing sounds, this is a prefect example of government overreach on the freedom's of the individuals.
     
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    Mighty Mike Murga, who was the person tossed at Déjà Vu in October, defended the activity, which he says he trains for like any athlete involved in a sport. He wears a harness and provides the 6-foot, 6-inch air mattress onto which he is thrown. The average toss sends him 5 or 6 feet, and the longest was about 11 1/2 feet. The worst injury he said he’s had since starting in 2012 is a bump on the head from sliding off the mattress.

    Who is going to provide Mighty Mike Murga with a job now that his source of revenue has been removed?
     
  9. Hines57

    Hines57 Simple Member

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    Wasn't that how Mr. T became famous? Some sort of tv show bouncer contest that included dwarf tossing.

    Think about it, without dwarf tossing we wouldn't have Mr T.

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  10. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    First, I had no clue this was a thing.

    Second, on the bright side, as I understand it, for this NEW .guv regulation to be enacted, now 22 other regulations have to be removed. Yes?

    Last, I am sure as a rider to the bill there will be an ample procurement added so that a fund for the dwarfs little people will be in place in order for the little people to offset their loss of income. (I mean there is no way they would allow themselves to be tossed without getting paid. KnowadImsayin?)
     
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  11. aircarver

    aircarver Descent Terminated Silver Member

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    Yep .... Sounds like restraint of trade to me .... :supergrin:
     
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    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

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    Can’t toss dwarfs but they are contemplating after born abortion in Virginia. Liberals.
     
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    I pity the fool who ban me some dwarf tossin.


    Guy from works bachelor party, years ago. Walk into the strip club to 'safety dance' playing with a midget doing cartwheels across the stage.
     
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    We have already lost lingerie football.:crying:
     
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    I’m not liking this one little bit. I think the legislators are being short sighted on this.
     
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    Stupid laws to stop stupid people from doing stupid things.
     
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    Outlaw state of mind !
    A prime example that all law makers be fired and that part of our government shut down I personally think we have more than enough laws just enforce the ones they refuse to instead of making more ,think of the money saved on corrupt law makers
     
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    cyberghostx13 USMC "The Few The Proud"

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    Dwarfs who are legally an adult should be able to do whatever they want providing they do no crime, but that's the way it is for all of us. The difference is that the job market is not as wide as for normal sized humans and they have had to adapt for centuries. Movies have provided many with jobs, remember the "Wizard Of OZ"? If they are ok with the money and safety, then if they wanna get tossed then have at it. Far be it from me to tell them how to make their bucks, but I would suggest saving those bucks and moving to Hollywood(Area) and getting in the "Actors Guild" or at least start that process, that's where much bigger bucks come in. Sayonara.
     
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