Last night I was playing chess with a coworker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda plump girls drinking at the bar and being loud. They had what I could have sworn was an Irish accent. I'm a big fan of girls from the UK, so I struck up a conversation. I asked them, "So... you two ladies are from Ireland?" I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette said, "WALES!" I apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?" Couldn't finish my game. My eyes were swollen shut.