No its gas

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 7, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?", he asked.

    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.

    A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?", he asked again.

    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." She replied again.

    A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carraige in the convent.

    He leaned over and looked in the carraige and said -
    "What a cute little fart!"