No Drinks For Bears

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  1. okie

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    A bear walks into a bar in Baraboo, Wisconsin and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says," We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Baraboo." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

    The bartender again tells him," We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Baraboo." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender once again says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Baraboo."

    The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, and eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

    The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Baraboo that are on drugs." The bear says, " I'm not on drugs." The bartender says," Yes you are, that was abar*****youate."
     
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    I'm stupid. What's behind the *****?
     

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    What 5 letter bad word can you think of that sounds like any part of barbituate?
     
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    Ah.....bar-bich-u-ate. hmmm I guess it's not as funny when it has to be explained. ;g
     
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