No Bull = Painful Priapism

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    Longer than 4 hours....... What a choad.

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    The standard reduction procedure for a priapism is draining the blood from the erection by way of a large bore needle, initially placed about 7mm directly above the meatus of the penis (the opening that the urine comes out of). I got queasy when I witnessed this. The nurses cackling didn’t help.

    There was bound to be tissue death after 3 days.
     
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    If they were able to see that needle comming.....it should fix the problem.
     
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    Forgive me, but shouldn't that be the "meatus of the penus." :outtahere:
     
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