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NO baby talk!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
    accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they
    faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
    "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
    reminding them.
    She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?
    ?"I went to visit my Nana."
    "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People'
    words!"
    She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
    "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
    She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must
    remember to use 'Big People' words."
    She then asked little Alec what he had done?
    "I read a book," he replied.
    ?"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you
    read?"
    ?
    ?
    [I love this]
    Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his
    chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHI*."
     
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    ROTFL!!! ;a ;a ;a