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Nixon's Disease

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 1, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A young lady goes to a new doctor for an examination, and he discovers
    that she has crabs. He thinks to himself ,"How am I going to her that
    she has crabs?"

    After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet him back in his
    office. Once there he proceeds to tell her that she has a very unusual
    condition. She is quite concerned and asks him what it is. He responds
    that she is suffering from Nixon's Disease.

    She says, "What?"

    He again responds, "Nixon's Disease."

    She says, "Level with me, Doc, what does it mean?"

    He responds, "Well Miss Jones, to put it very bluntly, you've got bugs
    in your oval orifice."