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Nine times in History when using the "F" Word was appropiate....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Oct 4, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    NINE TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE......
    9th- "Scattered @#$%-ing showers, my ***!" - Noah, 4314 BC
    8th- "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
    7th- "You want WHAT on the @#$%-ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566
    6th- "Where did all those @#$%-ing Indians come from?" Custer, 1877
    5th- "It does so @#$%-ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
    4th- "Where the @#$% are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937
    3rd- "Any @#$%-ing idiot could understand that." Einstein, 1938
    2nd - "What the @#$% was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
    And,..... a drum roll please........
    The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word................
    1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1997
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!;i ;f ;a ;i ;f ;a ;i ;f ;a
     

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    This joke first circulated 10-12 years ago. it was titled "The Most Versatile Word" and the number one answer then was the same quote as Slickmeister, but from Tricky Dicky Nixon.
     
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    we're @#$%ed - Osama bin laden 2001
     
  6. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Thats a good one;i ;i ;i
     
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    10. "What the @#?!! do you want, a medal?" -- Alfred Nobel, 1895

    11. "Where did all this @#?!! water come from?" -- Captain Edward J. Smith, HMS Titanic, 1912

    12. "Ah @#?!! it. He looks sober, let him drive." -- Princess Diana, 1997
     
  8. Eddie C.

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    Excellent Darkmage! Love them.;f ;a ;f
     
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    Blast 'nuff said

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    I thought he was ******* bluffing! -- Saddam Hussein, very soon.