Nine times in History when using the "F" Word was appropiate....

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  1. Eddie C.

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    NINE TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE......
    9th- "Scattered @#$%-ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
    8th- "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
    7th- "You want WHAT on the @#$%-ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566
    6th- "Where did all those @#$%-ing Indians come from?" Custer, 1877
    5th- "It does so @#$%-ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
    4th- "Where the @#$% are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937
    3rd- "Any @#$%-ing idiot could understand that." Einstein, 1938
    2nd - "What the @#$% was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
    And,..... a drum roll please........
    The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word................
    1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1997
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!;i ;f ;a ;i ;f ;a ;i ;f ;a
     

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    This joke first circulated 10-12 years ago. it was titled "The Most Versatile Word" and the number one answer then was the same quote as Slickmeister, but from Tricky Dicky Nixon.
     
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    we're @#$%ed - Osama bin laden 2001
     
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    Thats a good one;i ;i ;i
     
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    10. "What the @#?!! do you want, a medal?" -- Alfred Nobel, 1895

    11. "Where did all this @#?!! water come from?" -- Captain Edward J. Smith, HMS Titanic, 1912

    12. "Ah @#?!! it. He looks sober, let him drive." -- Princess Diana, 1997
     
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    Excellent Darkmage! Love them.;f ;a ;f
     
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    I thought he was ******* bluffing! -- Saddam Hussein, very soon.