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Nightmares

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Apr 17, 2004.

  1. CHEF-LOU

    CHEF-LOU

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    NIGHTMARE #1

    >>After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,

    >>pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

    >>Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There

    >>might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened

    >>the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting

    >>neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the

    >>guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

    >>"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend

    >>then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his

    >>ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly,

    >>the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
     
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    WAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NO NO NO!!!!

    The very THOUGHT of that sends chills down my spine! GEEZ! ;g
     

  3. milkdud

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    That's a new subject for FEAR FACTOR! and I would definitely be afraid! and I still wouldn't do it.