NIGHTMARE #1 >>After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, >>pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. >>Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There >>might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened >>the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting >>neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the >>guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. >>"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend >>then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his >>ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, >>the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."