News paper

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Who reads what newspaper.....and why!

    1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
    2. The New York Times is read by the people who THINK they run the country.
    3. The Washington Post is read by the people who think they SHOULD run the country.
    4. USA Today is read by people who think they should run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog statistics shown in colorful pie charts.
    5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't MIND running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.
    6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents USED to run the country, and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much!
    7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care, as long as they get a seat on the train.
    8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while naked and intoxicated.
    9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there IS a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheistic lesbian dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.
    10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running ANOTHER country, but need the baseball scores.
    11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store......
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Aug 16, 2001
    Taunton, MA
    I'm in cat 1 AND 6. Woohoo!