A very elderly couple met at the nursing home, fell in love and eventually decided to get married. He was 91 and she was 89. On their wedding night, he's in bed, when she comes out of the bathroom, wearing a very sheer negligee. She says to him, "Now Irving, I feel I have to tell you that I have acute angina." He looks at her and says, "I hope so, cause that's the sorriest pair of boobs I've ever seen."