A young man who was engaged to be married was seeking advice from his Grandfather about his fiancée. He told his Grandfather, "I love her and all, but I just don't know..... about..... you know... her reputation...." The Grandfather says, "I understand son, let me tell you how to handle it". When you are alone with her, and fooling around, ask her if it is a peter or a dick. If she says it is a peter, she is innocent. If she says it is a 'd-word', she has really been around" "Great Grandpa, thanks, I will try that out". The young man didn't get the chance before the marriage, so on their honeymoon while fooling around, his newlywed wife was fondling him. He whispered in her ear, "Is that a peter or is that a 'd-word'. She said "oh, that is a peter". He responds "Oh thank God, I was afraid you were going to say it was a 'd-word'" She answers "Oh no, a 'd-word' is a whole lot bigger than that"