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New York family...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 16, 2005.

  1. okie

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    A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.

    "Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife favored the Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy_Y."

    "But, where are all your cattle?"

    "None have survived the branding."
     
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