New Weight Loss Device Dumps Stomach Contents into Toilet

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  1. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    Patients "'aspirate' (drain) a portion of their stomach contents into the toilet after each meal."

    "Continue to eat the foods you love..."

    The device was developed by "three world-renowned physicians."

    http://www.aspirebariatrics.com/overview.html
     
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    They get another butt hole?
     

  3. RenoF250

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    First world problems.....
     
  4. Delcorbett

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    Crappy idea if you ask me.

    Sent from my LG-MS770
     
  5. Ian Moone

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    It's called Bulimia.
     
  6. GeePlate

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    Looks like technically yes, but it is in the middle of their fat belly.

    Kind of like Alien but with food.
     
  7. 2bgop

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    I don't even know what to say.
     
  8. Harper

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    Sounds people will just eat more and more, never learn self control, and remain obese...except they'll have a freaky gut drain valve coming out of their stomach.
     
  9. JMS

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    So gross, cheaper and easier to just throw up after you eat. It's medical bulimia.

    Reminds me of my old supercharged car :supergrin:
    ASPIR8D
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  10. Cybercowboy

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    This thing works great. I had mine installed on my left wrist so I can imagine I'm a one-armed Spiderman shooting webs of semi-digested food into the maws of my foes. The best part is when you start to run low on food juices, it kinda starts sputtering, and that always surprises people.
     
  11. UtahIrishman

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    there's not much that turns my stomach...but I think this has managed to
     
  12. Gonzoso

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    I wonder how hard it is to accidentally vent it? Like could it go off and purge in the middle of rough sex? That would be awkward.
     
  13. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    using a spoon instead of a shovel at the dinner table is asking too much?
     
  14. OmegaRunner

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    Just another thing to keep people from taking responsibility for their lives.
     
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    I have a friend who is a diabetic and he's been thinking about having the bariatric surgery.
    It's hard for him to lose weight due to the diabetes and lately no mater what, or how little he eats his weight goes up a bit monthly as does his glucose readings.

    Many people, after the bariatric surgery no longer have diabetes and that's his main issue right now as those with diabetes tend to lose a few years of their life span.

    THe bariatric by-pass is expensive (about $25,000) and most insurance companies won't even consider paying for it unless the patient is 100+ pounds overweight, even though they would be much better off in the long run if they did because of the price for insulin, test strips, meters, etc.

    I'll let him know about this....just in case.

    Thanks for posting it.
     
  17. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    The management at Golden Corral is not going to like this one bit I'm afraid. Can you imagine what steak and shrimp night will be like now? Oh the humanity... :shocked:
     
  18. JW1178

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    I'd just put up my fingers and say "take two of these and call me in the morning". Seriously, why do we need pills to do that? On top of that, DON'T EAT SO FREAKING MUCH. This is worse than the tape worm diet.

    LMAO! You know, there's probably a fetish for that, so depends on the chick. There are some freaks out there. "Money shot? You just won the lottery!" :rofl:
     
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  19. cowboywannabe

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    i dont think sex or being sexy is on the minds of folks who would consider this second butt hole surgery.
     
  20. JW1178

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    Truth. I doubt if you need some meds like this to lose weight you are having much sex at all, let alone rough sex. Bad mental picture going on....