New viruses

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Thermal, Oct 7, 2002.

  1. Thermal

    Thermal Got Beer?

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    Jun 17, 2002
    Rowlett, TX
    This is very serious, so read it carefully. Several new viruses
    have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the
    national system. Beware of...

    1. THE ALGORE Virus....(Causes your computer to just keep
    counting and counting)

    2. THE CLINTON Virus....(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with
    NO memory)

    3. THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive
    out of an old floppy)

    4. THE LEWINSKY Virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your
    computer, then Emails everyone about what it did)

    5. THE RONALD REAGAN Virus....(Saves your data, but forgets
    where it is stored)

    6. THE MIKE TYSON Virus....(Quits after two bytes)

    7. THE OPRAH WINFREY Virus....(Your 300mb hard drive shrinks
    to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)

    8. THE JACK KEVORKIAN Virus...(Deletes all old files)

    9. THE ELLEN DEGENERES Virus...(Disks can no longer be inserted)

    10. THE PROZAC Virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your
    Processor doesn't care)

    11. THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO Virus...(Only attacks minor files)

    12. THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Virus...(Terminates some files,
    leaves, but will be back)

    - And my personal favorite...

    13. THE LORENA BOBBITT Virus...(Reformats your hard drive into
    a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. CLM

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    Feb 21, 2002
    State of Confusion
    Great Stuff Thermal!:) :) :)