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  1. Zeker

    Zeker

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    Videos for sale - Which to Buy? Titanic or The Clinton Video
    A comparison of two different, yet strangely similar stories.



    TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

    CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet



    TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

    CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long



    TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

    CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe



    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist

    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist



    TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar

    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill



    TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined

    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica



    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit

    CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there



    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry

    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts



    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life

    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica doesn't remember Jack



    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen

    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica... uh, never mind



    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death

    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing.
     
  2. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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    thats good!!!!!!!!;f ;f ;f
     

  3. forthehalibut

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