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New Viagra Spin-Offs (Dumb but Fun)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    New Viagra Spin-Offs


    With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual prowess, a whole line of drugs oriented toward improving the performance of men in today's society. Here are a few of the new ones:

    DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72% of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost.

    PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

    COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hair-style.

    BUYAGRA - Married men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days.

    NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on politicians and religious leaders.
    presidents.

    NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

    FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

    FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

    LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be lie convincingly when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in extre-strength versions for politicians and religious leaders.
     
  2. riddleofsteel

    riddleofsteel Pulpa est valeo

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    You forgot the planned generic name for Viagra.

    Mycoxafloppen.

    ;f
     

  3. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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    No fun. What has society come to. Oh, btw, Back Porch Grillers. :)