New Store

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RioKid, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. RioKid

    RioKid

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    Two businessmen in
    Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be
    new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a
    few shelves set up.
    One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some
    senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and
    ask what we're selling."
    No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure
    enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek,
    and in a soft voice
    asked, "What are you selling' here?"
    One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're
    selling a**-holes."
    Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be
    doing well... Only two left."
     
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