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new soft drink from Pfizer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    Citrus Punch Pfizer Corp Announcement

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails","highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."

    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."