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New scientific theories

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 23, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    New scientific theories

    GRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its
    feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered
    side facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the
    back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the
    ground, probably into eternity. A "buttered-cat array" could replace
    pneumatic tires on cars and trucks, and "giant buttered-cat arrays"
    could easily allow a high-speed monorail linking New York with Chicago.