new reason for calling in sick

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 20, 2004.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer
    from Anal Glaucoma."
    Boss: "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
    Employee: "I can't see my *** coming to work today."
     
  2. RMTober

    RMTober Justice for all

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    I think this is the third time I've seen this posted in 10 days.
     

  3. JayAK

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    After the second time, you should have enough sence to stop clicking on this thread :) ......
     
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  5. RMTober

    RMTober Justice for all

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    I don't really read the titles in The Lighter Side, I just click down the list.

    But, yeah, its my own fault.