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New priest

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 15, 2003.

  1. okie

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    The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions,
    so he asks the older priest to sit in on his first sessions.


    The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old
    priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few
    suggestions.


    The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your
    chest, and rub your chin with one hand, than try saying
    things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' and 'I understand.'"


    The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one
    hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.


    The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little
    better than slapping your knee and saying 'No Crap? ... What happened
    next?"