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New Priest

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 13, 2002.

  1. okie

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    The new preacher is nervous about hearing confessions,
    so he asks the older preacher to sit in on his
    sessions. The new preacher hears a couple of
    confessions, then the old preacher asks him to step out
    of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old
    preacher suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest, and
    rub your chin with one hand." The new preacher tries
    this. The old preacher suggests, "Try saying things
    like, 'I see, yes, go on, and I understand. How did you
    feel about that?'" The new preacher says those things.
    The old preacher says, "Now, don't you think that's a
    little better than slapping your knee and saying 'No
    crap?!? What happened next?'