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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Father O'Malley, the new priest is nervous about hearing
    confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his
    sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions,
    then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional
    for a few suggestions.

    The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest,
    and rub your chin with one hand." The new priest tries
    this.

    The old priest next suggests, "Try saying things like,
    'I see, yes, go on, I understand and how did you feel
    about that?'" The new priest says those things.

    The old priest finishes his observation, saying, "Now,
    don't you think that's a little better than slapping your
    knee and saying 'No crap? What happened next?'."
     
  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    You should've left the original word in. ;f
     

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  5. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    okie,
    I agree with AC, when I tell it I'll put the original word back in. I know you couldn't here but it's great anyway. Thanks guy.:)