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New National Emblem

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by big joe, Sep 3, 2002.

  1. big joe

    big joe

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    GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT:

    The government announced today that it is changing its national emblem to a golden
    condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.

    A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the
    next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
    security while you're actually being screwed.

    Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
     
  2. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    Yeah, but it still takes away the romance;P