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New Mothers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KG4IDA, Jun 8, 2004.

  1. KG4IDA

    KG4IDA

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    Here are some tips for dealing with new mothers with baby pictures.
    This also works with new grandparents. Make sure you won't be showing pictures of your children or grandchildren later.

    Upon being presented with the photos do one of the following:

    1. Mutter something in Spanish while making the sign of the cross.

    2. Drop anything you are carrying. Cover your face and say "My Eyes, My Eyes".

    3. Inquire as to the health of "Little Baby Hellspawn".

    4. Mention that the photos remind you of that dead squirrel you found yesterday.

    5. Inquire as to the child's parentage, especially in the presence of the father.