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New medication for women.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ClaybusterBrad, Nov 20, 2002.

  1. ClaybusterBrad

    ClaybusterBrad Shotgun Golfer.

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    Damitol
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8
    hours.:(

    St. Mom's Wort
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
    preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.;Q

    Empty Nestrogen
    Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by
    enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and
    how you couldn't wait till they moved out.;u


    Peptobimbo
    Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed
    before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
    intelligence, and improves flirting.;P

    Dumerol
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q.
    causing enjoyment of country western music.;9

    Flipitor
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road
    rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.;2

    Antiboyotics
    When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in
    improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money
    spent on make-up. ;o

    Menicillin
    Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to
    such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... can
    we get naked now?";e

    Buyagra
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases
    potency and duration of spending spree.;N

    Extra Strength Buy-One-all
    When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying
    frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny
    Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.;T

    JackAsspirin
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
    birthday, anniversary or phone number.;t

    Antitalksident
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
    eager to share their life stories with total strangers.;K

    Sexcedrin
    More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear,
    I have a headache," syndrome.;j

    Ragamat
    When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation
    as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and
    trouble of doing it herself.;g
     
  2. PatrolMom

    PatrolMom

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That was cute. Thanks for sharing. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
     

  3. JLB

    JLB WWJLBD?

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    You forgot Trynoassatall, to be administered to overly explorative husbands, who won't take a hint.