New Love Interest

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 5, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    After many years, a Jewish mother gets the phone call she never
    thought she'd get from her openly gay son.

    "Mom, I've met a wonderful girl. I'm going straight, and we're
    going to get married."

    Mom is overjoyed, but can't really believe things are that good.
    "I suppose it's too much to ask that she's Jewish?"

    Her son says, "Mom, not only is she Jewish, but she happens to be
    from very wealthy and prominent Beverly Hills family."

    Mom is beside herself with joy, and says, "You don't know how
    happy you've made me. What's her name?"

    The son says, "Monica Lewinsky."

    Mom is silent for a moment, and then says, "What happened to that
    nice Catholic boy you used to date?"