After many years, a Jewish mother gets the phone call she never thought she'd get from her openly gay son. "Mom, I've met a wonderful girl. I'm going straight, and we're going to get married." Mom is overjoyed, but can't really believe things are that good. "I suppose it's too much to ask that she's Jewish?" Her son says, "Mom, not only is she Jewish, but she happens to be from very wealthy and prominent Beverly Hills family." Mom is beside herself with joy, and says, "You don't know how happy you've made me. What's her name?" The son says, "Monica Lewinsky." Mom is silent for a moment, and then says, "What happened to that nice Catholic boy you used to date?"