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New Liquid Viagra

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Rebeldon, Nov 18, 2002.

  1. Rebeldon

    Rebeldon

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    Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign claims: “It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.” Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do