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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Fraser, Feb 28, 2004.

  1. Fraser

    Fraser Millennium Member

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    Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Ohio. One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from New Jersey. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.

    The guy from Texas began by saying "I told my wife clearly that from now on she would have to do all of the cooking. "Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."

    Then the guy from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her, from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. "The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the third day, when I came home, the whole house was spotless and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."

    The fellow from New Jersey was married to a woman who had grown up in Jersey all her life. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning. Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."