New heart

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  1. okie

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    An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his
    options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have 3 possible
    donors; the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in an
    automobile accident, the 2nd is a middle-aged businessman
    who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet.
    The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30
    years. Which do you want?"

    "I'll take the lawyer's heart", said the patient.

    After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why
    he had chosen the donor he did. "It was easy", said the
    patient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."