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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 19, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the
    hospital just before she was about to have a heart
    transplant.
    The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare,
    went up to the surgeon who was going to perform
    the operation and said, "Doctor, I'm worried about
    my friend. What if her body rejects the organ?"

    The doctor replied, "Well, she's 34 years old and is
    In extremely good health, apart from her heart.

    How long has she been in the business?"

    The patient's friend replied, "She's been working
    since she was 18 years old, but what's that got to
    do with anything?"

    "Well," said the doctor, "if she's been working for
    16 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think
    she's about to start now!"
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Now THAT is funny! lol