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New Government Seal

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jun 13, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    Subject: New Government Seal

    > > >Official Announcement:
    > > >The government today announced
    > > >that it is changing its emblem
    > > >from an Eagle to a CONDOM
    > > >because it more accurately reflects
    > > >the government's political stance.
    > > >A condom allows for inflation,
    > > >halts production,
    > > >destroys the next generation,
    > > >protects a bunch of pricks,
    > > >and gives you a sense of security
    > > >while you're actually being screwed!