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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. pupcuss27

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    Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...



    A 'Rock Hudson ' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't



    A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another



    A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand



    A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water



    A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed



    An 'O.J.'- got away with one



    A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver



    A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver



    A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good



    A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole



    A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right



    A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds



    A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read



    A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out



    A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist



    A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees



    A ' Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole


    :rofl: