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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 15, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Jon went to dinner at a new girlfriend's house. While they ate, her small son kept staring at the guest.

    Finally, Jon asked, "Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?"

    The kid says, "Mommy told me you were a self made man."

    "I am."

    "Well, why did you make yourself look like that?"
     
  2. freepatriot

    freepatriot Retired GT Mod Moderator

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    I resemble that remark