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"New Ferrari"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "New Ferrari"

    A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand
    new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
    costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

    An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
    next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
    "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

    The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
    dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
    much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
    doctor proudly.

    The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

    "No problem," replies the doctor.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
    Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice
    car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!"

    Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the
    old man just what his car can do.

    He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160
    mph.
    Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to
    be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
    WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

    Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could
    be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the
    accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him,
    he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could
    pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph.

    WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his
    mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

    Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he then takes the Ferrari
    all the way up to 320 mph.

    Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him
    again!

    The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

    Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
    demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and
    unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old
    man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"

    The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your......

    Side.......view....... mirror!!!

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    BLAST FROM THE PAST!!!