New Employee

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  1. zombie_dad

    zombie_dad GOTOD # 0015

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    A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8.00. The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
    The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
    When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pileup.
    At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
    She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday"......"
    " Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
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  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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    Was she a blonde by chance?:supergrin:
     
  4. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    Outstanding, now thats a good joke :supergrin:!!!