New Element Discovered!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ydnar, Jun 21, 2002.

  1. ydnar

    ydnar Senior Member

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    Oct 31, 2001
    Physicists at Texas A&M University recently announced the discovery
    of the heaviest element yet known to science.
    This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons,
    which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert.

    However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a

    Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay
    but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the
    assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

    This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."