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New Drugs For Women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GLockCowboy, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. GLockCowboy

    GLockCowboy

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    D A M N I T O L
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

    ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
    preschoolers unconscious for up to two days

    E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
    you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
    Till they moved out.

    P E P T O B I M B O
    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
    before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
    intelligence, and prevents conception.

    D U M B E R O L
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ,
    resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

    F L I P I T O R
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage
    and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    M E N I C I L L I N
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
    lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we
    get naked now?"

    B U Y A G R A
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
    duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

    J A C K A S S P I R I N
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
    birthday, anniversary or phone number.

    A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
    eager to share their life stories with total strangers in
    elevators.

    N A G A M E T
    When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level
    as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble
    of doing it herself.