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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 20, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out
    to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new
    son.

    Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did
    everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally,
    the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

    After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop
    crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the
    diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full.

    "Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed."

    The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's
    good for up to 10 pounds!"
     
  2. metro273

    metro273 Glock 19 Rocks!

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